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No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

You hit me with a cricket bat. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You've swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

Insistently Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

You hit me with a cricket bat. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.